片名：双月汇（Two Moon Junction） 中文翻译\英文校对\时间轴 ：裤子队长
在Phi Gamma Kappa联谊会里,姊妹间的亲密关系作为传统 The tradition of our sisterhood at Phi Gamma Kappa
能追溯到棉花繁盛的时代 goes back to the days when cotton was king.
并正如已发生的这样，世代相传 And just as it has been for generation after generation,
你们在此亲勤地耕耘和营育的友谊 the friendships you have so lovingly cultivated and nourished here
将会留藏于你们生命当中那些最珍贵的财富 will remain amongst the most treasured possessions of your lives.
经历过快乐和悲伤 Through times of happiness and times of sadness,
幸运和苦难 good fortune and tribulation,
你们总会记得这段在一起的时光 you will always remember this time together.
你们正于一个十字路口，一个人生的交叉点 You are at a crossroads,a junction in your lives.
但愿所行之路将加快你们通往梦想和目标的脚步 May the road you travel speed you towards your dreams and goals
没有突如其来的曲折或绕行来使你们偏离道路 with no sudden curves or detours to divert you from your path.
毕业生们，这是你们的离别舞会 For those of you who are graduating,this is your farewell ball.
恭喜，女孩们 Congratulations, girls!
并愿神佑于你 And God bless you!
现在，女士和先生们，我很荣幸为你们引荐 Now, ladies and gentlemen,I have the pleasure of presenting
Phi Gamma Kappa联谊会的春日舞会女王，April Delongpre小姐 the queen of the Phi Gamma Kappa spring ball, Miss April Delongpre.
以及她的未婚夫，Chad Douglas Fairchild先生
我们Alpha Lambda Chi兄弟会的主席 President of our brother fraternity Alpha Lambda Chi.
下次我们都将一起在他们的婚宴中欢舞 The next time we all will be dancing together will be at their wedding.
宝贝，这对我来说是一个梦想的实现 (Chad) This is a dream come true for me, baby.
从我第一次看见你，我就知道总有一天你会成为我的妻子 From the moment I first laid my eyes on you I knew that one day you'd be my wife.
而这才刚刚是个开始 And this is just the beginning.
我已全计划好 I've got it all planned out.
我想要的就是使你幸福 What I want is to make you happy.
我想要的就是满足你内心的所有愿景 What I want is to give you everything your little heart desires.
Chad,我想要的是跑去一个热带小岛，并住在草舍里 What I want,Chad,is to run away to a tropical island somewhere and live in a grass hut.
- 余生都吃椰子吗？ - 椰子、芒果还有木瓜 - Eat coconuts for the rest of our lives? - Coconuts and mangoes and papayas.
别这样对我，你要弄疯我了 Don't do this to me.You're driving me nuts.
正合我意，Chad That's the idea, Chad.
April.
来，我们有份礼物给你 Come on ,We got a present for you.
Come on. 来呀
- 你的头发！ - 很美。你好，亲爱的 - Your hair! - It's beautiful. Hello, darling.
- 你的头发看起来美极了 - 惊艳 - Your hair looks great. - Outrageous.
你们这些女孩子在忙什么？ What are you girls up to?
- 这是为你的婚晚准备的 - 我们等不及啦 - It's for your wedding night. - We can't wait.
- 好莱坞的Fredericks？我的小妹妹们当我是什么嘛？ Fredericks of Hollywood?What do my little sisters think I am?
天啊，小心 Good Lord, look out!
Hey,你们干嘛呢？ Hey, what are you doing?
好吧，够了，要玩是吧 OK, that does it. OK.
游戏开始，我要去抓你啦 You're in for it now.I'm going to get you.
放开我姐姐 Get off my sister!
好球，儿子 That's a hell of a shot, son.
如果不是你爸和我喜欢你当律师，我会愿意赞助你打职业赛 You kown, If your dad and I weren't keen on you to become a lawyer, I'd sponsor you on the Pro Tour.
好吧，参议员，我喜欢事物都进展得整整有条 Well,senator, I like things to work.I like 'em nice and neat.
在那些日子里你总会有一次把球杆给卡住，在困境中动弹不得 One of these days you'll hook a shot and get stuck in the rough.
那会给你上一课。我说这些都是出于好意 That's gonna give you character. I mean that with all best intentions.
来嘛，April，再来一次 Come on, April.One more time.
拜托，我们真的是该回家了 Please, we really should go home.
再多一次嘛，太好玩啦 Just one more time. It's so much fun.
我帮你把他们给整下来吧，小姐，我以前是个他妈的驯象师呢 I'll get 'em off for you，Miss. I used to be an goddam elephant tamer.
让他们在那呆着Kyle，你走开。这次算她们免费的 Kyle, leave 'em be.Move out of you way This one's on the house.
你呢，公主殿下？也想去转一圈吗？ How about you, princess?Wanna take a spin?
-我不是公主?-我以前还真认识一个 - I'm not a princess. - I knew a real one once.
她来自苏丹，她父亲可是个风光一时的大人物 She was from the Sudan.Her daddy was king for a day.
你最好按他说的做，女士 You better do what he says，madam.
如果你不，他会抓你亲属当人质直到你愿意 If you don't,he's gonna hold your kinfolk hostage until you do.
- 我还真不想 - 来嘛，April，再来一次 - I'd really rather not. - Come on, April, one more time.
这太好玩啦，你会喜欢哒 It's fun, You'll love it.
April? 我认识过 May 和June,不过叫April还是第一个 I've known a May and a June,but never an April.
我希望我能说服你坐上去，女士 I wish I could say something to persuade you to get on that ride，Madam
快替公主殿下擦干净那位子，让她舒适点 Wipe the seat off for the princess.It'll make her feel better.
如果不为他，那就当为了我吧 If not for him, then for me.
我血压高，心脏弱，时日无多 My blood pressure's high,my heart is weak.my days are numbered,
对我这种岁数的男人来说就只能承受这么点 there's only so much more a man my age can take.
过来，女孩们，我们现在就回家 Come on, girls,we're going home now.
- 您可以放他们出来吗？-松开他们吧，快点儿 - Could you please let them out? - Cut 'em loose, Speed.
你努力试过了，但你不能赢过他们所有人 You tried hard,but you can't win 'em all.
第一轮你赢了，公主殿下 Round one goes to the princess.
他肯定是喜欢你们，女孩儿。他通常不这么容易放弃的 He must like you, girls. He usually doesn't back down so easy.
这里有没哪个叫Delongpre小姐的？ Is there a Miss Delongpre in the crowd?
亲爱的，我正跟你说话呢，我在地上找到这个 Darling, I'm talkin' to you. I found this on the ground.
-谢谢你?- 我要怎么才能知道你是谁呢，公主殿下？ - Thank you. - How do I know who you are, princess?
-我要怎样才能知道你否真正的April Delongpre？ How do I know you're the real April Delongpre?
这个好看的妖孽又是哪位？你丈夫？ And who's this good-looking devil? Your husband?
- 还不是 - 再两周就是了 - Not yet. - Two more weeks.
Choo-Choo.这是哪门子的名字？ Choo-Choo. What kind of name is that?
他真名叫Chad，她叫他Choo-Choo罢了 His real name's Chad.She just calls him Choo-Choo.
- 我能拿回我的钱包了吗？- 如你所愿，April - May I have my wallet back, please? - You bet, April. Anything you say.
Hey, Choo-Choo.我想给你我最好的祝福 I wanna wish you the best.
替我向你的父母问好 You say hello to your mommy and daddy for me.
告诉您父亲我很期待跟他在婚礼上跳场独特的舞 Tell your daddy I'm looking forward to a special dance with him at the wedding.
来，我们上车吧，去汽车旅店开个房 Come on, let's go for a ride. Get a motel room.
你说好不 Whaddya say?
我们的余生都将会呆在一起 We'll have the rest of our lives to be together.
你让我疯狂，真的 You drive me crazy. You do.
我从来猜不懂你，从不知道你想要什么 I'm never sure about you.I never know what you want.
(giggling)
- 再见 - 这不持续很久的，甜心 - Bye-bye. - It won't be long now, sugar.
- April. - Chad Douglas Fairchild夫人
准备好参加婚礼了吗 Ready for the wedding?
Oh,Chad，你要弄疯我了 Oh, Chad, you drive me crazy.
你妈妈知道你在哪儿吗？啊？ Does your mama know where you are? Huh?
- 有人认识你么？ - 她叫Kally - Can anybody identify you? - Her name's Kally.
- 你有多认识她？ - 我们从幼儿园开始就一起上学了 - How well do you know her? - Well we go to school together since Kindergarten
她的心里面在想些什么呢？你们为什么跟着我 What's she got on her mind?Why are you following me?
你这下面又有些什么呢？它怎么了？想跟我一起来吗？ what you got down there?How's it doin'? Wanna come with me?
你们当中有谁想来和我一起？ Which one of you girls wanna come with me?
当你拥有它时，你最好懂得运用它，因为它可不会永葆长春 You better use it while you got it, cos it won't last forever.
Smiley, Buck,你们两个婊子养的
总有一天这嘉年华在你们面前轰然崩塌 One day this carnival will come down around you,
如果你再不开始投回点钱进去的话 if you don't start puttin some money back into it.
- 你得花点钱才能赚钱 - 操你，Perry - You gotta spend money to make money. - Fuck you, Perry.
好一句“操你”，smiley,好像这就能掩盖所有问题似的 That's good, Smiley. "Fuck you" covers just about everything.
- 那啤酒是我付钱的。 - 别那么一根筋 - I paid for that beer. - Don't be so goddamned stingy.
出去的总会回来，给得越多，回报就越多 What goes around comes around. The more you give, the more you get.
事实是怎么，全在于你如何看待它。对吗？ Reality's all in how you perceive it. Isn't that right?
你说啥对就啥对吧，Perry Everything you say is right, Perry.
如果你不是我所见识过最棒的老混蛋，我还真不知道谁是了 If you ain't the most beautiful old bastard I ever seen, I don't know who is.
你已得到我所有的爱了，孩子 I love you. You got it all, kid.
你是天使，你是圣人、牛仔，还有印度人 You're an angel, a saint,a cowboy, an Indian.
你是被派来迫使我们保持真诚的魔鬼 You're the devil sent here to keep us all honest.
你到底加入不加入？ Are you in or are you out?
他加入，绝对要加入 He's in. Definitely in.
你话真多 You talk too much.
我来了，来了 I'm coming. I'm coming.
我知道你爱我，我也爱你 I know you love me.I love you, too.
Yeah, yeah.
如果你不是见谁都咬的话，我也不会不得不总把你关到这儿 If you didn't bite everybody, I wouldn't have to keep you cooped up in here all the time.
可你就是他妈的这么硬派 And you're so fucking tough.
又好看又顽强 Good-looking and so tough.
记得我吗？ Remember me?
那个还你钱包的男人 The man who returned your wallet?
你不打算跟我说说话吗？ Aren't you gonna talk to me?
你知道当我看见你在这时我想到的第一件事是什么吗？ You know the first thing I thought about when I saw you?
我还真想过。不，与其说想，不如说是希望 I really did think it no, hope's a better word for it
希望你呆在这外头是在找我 that you are out here lookin' for me.
是吗 Are you?
我睡不着 I couldn't sleep.
我知道你现在心里装了很多东西 I know you've got a lotta things on your mind right now
随着婚礼将近 with the wedding comin' up,
还有其他的所有东西 and everything.
是啊 Yeah.
我能理解 I can understand that.
那么... So...
我要说晚安了 I'll be saying good night.
晚安 Good night.
走吧。 Let's go, young 'uns.
你确定你不想一起来？我不想留你一个人在这 You sure you don't want to come along? i hate leaving you here all alone
不了，爸。这是个周末啊，另外我还有很多事情要赶在婚礼前去做 I'd rather not, Dad.It's just the weekend Besides I have so much to do yet before the wedding.
- 你放松点吧 - 会的，或许我会在俱乐部里游泳 - You take it easy.honey - I will,Maybe I'll take a swim at the club.
好主意啊。再见 That's a good idea. Bye.
如果Jessie打电话来，就给他我们在湖边的那个电话号码吧 If Jessie calls,make sure give him our number at the lake.
别担心，玩得开心 Don't you worry.Have a good time.
- 再见 - 再见，乖点
Bye, April.
- 我们这就出发，小姐 - 谢谢，Jimmy - We'll be on now.Miss April - Thanks, Jimmy.
期待那个大日子吧，这些栀子花是我专门种来做你的婚礼花束的 Looking forward to the big day. Those gardenias I planted are special for your bouquet.
它们真美，你也摘一些带回家吧 They're lovely. Make sure you take some home for yourself.
- 谢谢你，April小姐，再见 - 再见
(dog whines)
(dog barks)
(running water)
我想你离开我的房子 I want you to get out of my house.
- 听见了吗 - 是的，女士，我很抱歉 - Do you hear me? - Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry.
我不是有意让你感到不舒服的，只是需要洗个热水澡 I didn't mean to inconvenience you. I just needed a hot shower.
- 这真是一块香气逼人的肥皂 - 我警告你 - This sure is nice-smellin' soap. - I'm warning you.
怪不得女人们闻起来都这么香 这是什么？紫丁香的香精？ No wonder women smell so good. What is it? Essence of lilac?
我要你马上离开，否则我叫会警察 I want you to leave immediately or I'll call the police.
我不认为你会，我们昨晚的会面向我提供些关于你的情况 I don't think you will. Our meeting last night clued me into you.
这是特干的吗？我的头发敏感得要死 Is this extra dry?My hair's awful sensitive.
我不在乎你的头发，拉好你狗然后滚 I don't care about your hair. Just get your dog and go!
我不能哦，上面写着 How can I do that, when it says,
“调理完后等待三分钟，否则您的头发将会难以处理” "Wait three minutes after conditioning or your hair will be unmanageable"?
如果你已经有办法靠近那个电话的话，我就该走出草坪了 If you've got any ideas about going near that phone, I might walk out on the lawn.
全裸，光着屁股那种。你不会想要我那样做吧，是吗？ Naked. Bare-ass naked. You wouldn't want that, would you?
美好的一天呀，不是吗？ It's a beautiful day. Isn't it?
你有过机会的，但你自己不肯跑，不是吗？ You had your chance, but you didn't run away, did you?
不，我不会 No, I didn't.
你也不会叫警察 And you didn't call the police either.
不，我不会 No, I didn't.
为啥不，你想？ Why not, do you suppose?
我希望你不会介意，我要给自己来瓶香槟了 I hope you don't mind, but I helped myself to a bottle of champagne.
我试着不在白天喝酒，不过现在这可是个特殊场合 I try not to drink during the day, but, this bein' a special occasion,
我想，管他妈呢 I figured what the hell?
你吓到我了 You frighten me.
我明白。我很抱歉我不得不像这样闯进你家里 I understand. I'm sorry I had to come into your house like this,
但由于我只在镇子里呆一天，我们没有太多的时间 but since I'm only gonna be in town a day or so that doesn't give us much time.
还有...我知道你不会介意的 And... I knew you wouldn't mind.
我们去那边吧 Let's go over there,
坐到长沙发上 sit on the couch.
然后相互了解对方 And get to know one another.
你是我所见过最狂妄自大的婊崽 You're the cockiest son of a bitch I've ever met.
其实我不太算是 I'm not really.
我只是喜欢听自己的谈话 I just like to hear myself talk.
我喜欢美好的事物 And I like beautiful things.
还有像你这样的女人，一辈子只会出现一次 And a woman like you comes along only once in a lifetime.
- 瞎扯 - 我发誓 - Bullshit. - I swear.
我离开的时候.. When I leave...
我想你给我一瓶你的香水 I'd like you to give me a bottle of your perfume.
当我在城镇间行驶行 And as I'm driving from town to town,
我会洒一点点到我的手上 I'll put a little on my hand,
这儿 right there,
我会把它凑到鼻子旁，每次我闻到它，我都会想起你 I'll bring it up to my nose and every time I smell it I'll remember you
你是多么的美好啊 and how beautiful you are.
你的肩上有一块胎记 You got a mole on your shoulder.
就像一个小小的吻 Looks like a little kiss.
如果你没有如此好美的肌肤，我才可能忍得住 Help me if you don't have beautiful skin.
你太好闻了 You smell so good.
我没法放下这双手。我本来只是想来洗个澡的 I can't keep my hands off of you. I was gonna come and just have a shower
外加一杯美味的热咖啡，但是 and a nice, hot cup of coffee, but...
你使我太兴奋了，我不能自已 you excite me so much I can't help myself.
这种事从来没有在我身上发生过 Nothing like this has ever happened to me before.
Oh, boy.
就是这儿了 There it is.
我去了一个在Mojave的小商店，在加州 I went to a store in the Mojave,out in California.
那儿的一个男人教我怎么用这些 A man there taught me how to use one of these.
他觉得我一定会买一个 Thought for sure I was gonna buy one.
告诉我他拍了一个他妻子自慰的视频 Told me he shot a video of his wife playin' with herself.
你能想象吗？一个完全陌生的人告诉我这些事情 Can you imagine that? A total stranger tellin' me something like that?
看，你在电视了 Look, there you are on TV.
来个小小的微笑吧，怎么样？ How about a little smile?
你不想笑？ You don't feel like smiling?
我能理解 I can understand that.
不过，April，亲爱的... But, April, darlin'...
我并非只是阴差阳错地出现在这儿，你邀请了我。 I didn't just show up here by mistake. You invited me.
你可能不知道，但你有 You might not know it, but you did.
全都写在你眼里 It's all right there in your eyes.
。
April?是我，宝贝 (Chad) April? It's me, baby.
我刚跟Tuscaloosa的房地产商谈过了 I just spoke to the real-estate agent in Tuscaloosa.
那公寓是我们的了。庆祝吧！ The condo's ours. Congratulations.
我要再多呆上几天来保证等到我们到达那时一切都完美 I'm gonna stay a few more days to make sure everything's perfect when we arrive.
爱你宝贝，来个大吻 I love you, baby. Big kiss.
(kissing noise)
Bye.
April, honey.
来让我看看你 Let me look at you.
自你奶奶当年挽着她父亲的手从楼梯走下来后， You'll be the prettiest bride
你将会是最最美丽的新娘 since your grandma walked down that staircase on her daddy's arms.
我们拍了你和你那帅情人的照片 We got that photograph of you and that handsome beau of yours
你们在女生联谊舞会里不断地跳舞 just dancing away at the sorority ball.
等等，贝拉，有惊喜给你 Wait a minute.Belle, got a surprise for you.
- 看看是谁来了 - 我看见了 - Look who come to visit. - I can see.
April，甜心，你真是太棒了，大老远过来看我们 April, honey, how wonderful of you to come out all this way just to see us.
这些花都是给我的吗？我闻到的是小苍兰吗？我的最爱! Are those flowers for me? Do I smell freesias? My favourite.
我停车在路边采的，还新鲜着呢 I stoped and picked them fresh on the way over.
- 你真周到 - 我看着你开车进去的 - How thoughtful of you. - I watched you drive in.
我看见你爸爸给你买了台新车来庆祝毕业 I see your daddy bought you a new car for graduation.
是为了庆祝毕业以及婚事的，Chad父母给他买了辆红色的 It's for graduation and the wedding. Chad's parents bought him a red one.
我仍能见到那辆敞篷式林肯 I can still see that Lincoln convertible
那是贝拉的爸爸买给她庆祝毕业的 that Belle's daddy bought for her graduation.
它曾经是白的，有最柔软的油鞣革垫衬 It was white, and it had the softest tan-leather upholstery
你甚至会想贴着它来看 you ever laid your eyes on.
April，你变成一个美丽的姑娘了 April, you turned out to be a beautiful young woman.
贝拉和我都很为你自豪 Belle and I are so proud of you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
来这儿，告诉我，你把Chad给调教好没有？ Come here and tell me, child. Have you tamed Chad yet?
你可别这么干，在你忍受范围内的话，就让他野去吧 And don't you do it, either. Just keep him wild as long as you can.
您真是无可救药啊，奶奶 You're incorrigible, Grandma.
别奶奶奶奶的喊，April Don't you Grandma me, April.
你懂我在讲什么就行了 You know very well what I'm talking about.
从小到大我都观察着你在派对还有跟男孩们一起时的表现 I've been watching you at parties and with boys ever since you were a little girl,
我得说你可是如鱼得水 and I might say you come by it naturally.
我知道我看起来像是心如明镜 I know I seem so sure of myself.
但有时候 But sometimes...
贝拉，我能感觉到我的内心... I get this feeling inside, Belle,
很恐慌 and I'm so scared.
我很难相信，April I really find that hard to believe, April.
当我跟你一个年纪时，我总想要一个小孩 When I was your age, I was expecting a baby.
那年我父亲死了，一切就都落在我的肩上了 That was the year my father died and everything fell on my shoulders.
你爷爷自己倒是安息了 And your grandfather, rest his soul,
可这对我可没什么帮助 he wasn't much help to me.
他那时是郡里最帅最有男子气概的男人 But he was the most handsome and virile man in the county.
所有女人都盯着他，想占有他 And every woman that set her eyes on him wanted him.
所以我戒律好自己，来打好人生分给我的牌 So I disciplined myself to play the cards that life dealt me.
你就从来都没有过二心？ And you never had second thoughts?
二心是一种奢侈品，我从未玩得起过，你也不应去碰。 Second thoughts are a luxury I've never afforded myself. And neither should you.
只是一切都进展得太快了 It's just everything's moving so fast.
我觉得我没有足够的时间给自己 I feel that I haven't had enough time for me.
Deliah，如果我妈或什么人打电话来，请告诉他们我在这儿 Delilah, if my mom or anyone else calls, could you tell them I'm here,
但出去散步了，我只是还不想回家。 but that I'm out taking a walk? I just don't feel like goin' home just yet.
April.
我不知道你父亲有没告诉你 I don't know if your father told you,
我走了之后，我打算把这房子留着你 but I'm arranging for you to have this house after I'm gone.
这房子还有从这儿到双月汇的所有资产 This house and the property from here to Two Moon Junction.
我不知道该说些什么了 I don't know what to say.
嗯，我相信你会处理好税款跟总开销 Well, there'll be a trust to take care of the taxes and general maintenance.
我需要你做的只是确保当你的时代来临时 All I need you to do is to make sure that when your time comes,
你仍能使它屹立于家族之中 you see that it stays in the family.
你能为我做这些吗？ Can you do that for me, April?
当然 Of course.
还有我想说，你选择了要穿我的婚裙，我感到很自豪 And I also wanna say how proud I am that you've chosen to wear my wedding dress.
你应得的，甜心 You deserve it, honey.
你应得的 You deserve it.
(phone rings)
厄尔吗？我是贝拉 Earl? It's Belle.
贝拉，你好吗，我的甜心？ Belle, how are you, sugar?
我希望你能为我做点小事情 I'd like you to do a little somethin' for me.
没问题，我会盯着她的 No problem. I'll keep an eye on her.
记住，在婚礼上把共舞的机会留给我 Remember, save me a dance at that weddin'.
(screaming)
不好意思 Excuse me.
你从马车上来的吗？？ You Welcome from Wagon?(听不清..)
- 我在找另一个男人 — 什么另一个男人？ - I'm looking for the other man. - What other man?
只有我一个男人，最后只有我留下了，其他的都走了 I'm the only man. The last one left.The rest are gone.
我如果给自己找到了一个好女人，那我也走 If I find me a good woman, I'm goin', too.
另一个男人，perry啊，你知道他在哪吗？ The other man. Perry.D'you know where he is?
噢。他啊，你知道他被火车给碾了吗？两腿都没了 Oh, him. Do you know he got run over by a train, lost both his legs?
今早就死了 He died this morning.
(cackles)
Bye.
(# "Never Tell no Lies" by Billy Bizeau)
想喝酒吗？ Any liquor in your purse?
No.
你有钱，给我买点吧 You got some money.Go get me some.
跟着她 Go with her.
波本酒，给我些波本酒 Bourbon. Get me some bourbon.
继续 Go on.
别管他，他醉了而已 Don't pay any attention to him. He's just drunk.
或许她是对的 Maybe she's right.
或许我应该等你好点了再回来 Maybe I should come back when you're feeling better.
波本酒 Bourbon.
给我些波本酒 Get me some bourbon.
你个屎忽鬼 You fucking asshole.
我他妈在这搞毛啊 What the hell am I doing here?
当他不这样的时候还真有某种魅力的 He does have a certain charm about him when he's not like this.
你想怎么办？我们去给那小婊崽些酒好了 What are you gonna do? Let's just go get the son of a bitch some liquor.
来，陪我 Come on, keep me company.
来，Tom，进来，到后面去。以前有坐过吗？ Come on, Tom, get in the back. Ever been in one of these before?
- 没，没试过 -你会喜欢的，有点颠簸 - No, never. - You're gonna like it. It's a little bumpy.
我真他妈的受不了他们喝大了的时候 I swear to God，I can't stand them when they get drunk.
相信我，我已经学精了 当他们搞成这鸟样时，你绝不会想跟他们厮混在一起的 And believe me I have learnt you never want to mess with them when they get that way.
你得开着车离远点，直到他们过了那道酒劲 You just gotta ride it out till they passed it
而且他们大部分都无趣得要死（乱写的，没听懂） Besides,the most of them are dull to hell
我很高兴你能一起来，他快弄疯我了 I'm glad you came along.He was driving me crazy.
有烟吗？我的留着在手提包里了 Got a cigarette?I left mine in my purse.
- 我不吸烟的。 - 操你哟，死龟头 - I don't smoke. - Fuck you, dickhead!
我希望我能给你一样自律，我尝试过戒烟， 但我转念又想，反正我很快就会死的了
- 你刚才说你叫什么？April吗？ - 是的
我就知道，你就是那个将要结婚的那个 I knew it. You're the one that's about to be married.
Perry第一次和我见面时就告诉我所有关于你的事情了 我是帕蒂珍。抓紧了 Perry told me all about you the first time we met. I'm Patti Jean. Hang on.
(honking)
那个小婊崽操你之前让你先去做艾滋病测试了没？？ Did that son of a bitch make you take an AIDS test before he fucked you?
反正我没做。他说这不是因为他怕死 I didn't think so. He said it wasn't cos he was afraid of dying.
而是他不想让疾病肆虐传播 He just didn't wanna spread the disease indiscriminately.
我个人觉得他就是不想死时还有人觉得他是同性恋而已 personally you ask me ?I think he just didn't wanna die having people think he was gay.
他足够的帅，的确可以给人那种印象 He's pretty enough to give that impression.
有点羞辱我啊。想谈谈什么是羞辱吗？ Kind of humiliated me.Wanna talk about humiliating?
我认识一个女孩，在萨瓦纳当空乘 I know a girl who flies with Savannah
她说当有人死在飞机上时 and she told me that when people die on aeroplanes,
他们便把死人关在厕所里直到飞机降落 what they do is they lock 'em in the fuckin' bathroom until they land.
现在我问你，如果那还不算是终极羞辱，那还有什么能算是？ Now I ask you, if that ain't the ultimate humiliation？
在一个35000尺高空的马桶座上结束你的一生，妈的 Ending up your life on a toilet seat 35,000 feet in the air. Shit.
抓紧了 Hang on.
我们还在呢 We're here.
操，嘿！ Shit. Hey!
他刚才说他想要哪种酒？？ What kind o' liquor did he say he wanted?
哦对了，波本酒。嘿，你们这有厕所吗？ Bourbon, right.Hey, you got a bathroom?
我他妈快要尿在裤子上了，你快去拿酒，我得去厕所 I'm gonna pee in my fuckin' pants. Get the liquor. I gotta go to the bathroom bad!
现在你知道我的秘密了，我擦了点口红上去。 Now you know my secret.I put a little rouge on it.
让它能更容易被透视 Makes it easier to see through my blouse.
这真像是60年代的人会去做的事情，但这很可爱 It's a real '60s thing to do, but it's cute.
我初中时穿安哥拉毛衣时男孩们都High到叫 Boys'd howl when I wore angora sweaters in junior high.
我爱安哥拉毛呢，你试过把你的放进冰箱里吗 I love angora. You ever put yours in the refrigerator?
- 没有 - 那会让它更加毛茸茸 - No. - Makes it real fuzzy.
我打赌你一定有对好胸，我就知道 I bet you got great tits. I can tell.
- 但你不应该为它们而感到羞愧 - 我没有
你的头发看起来也更性感了，如果你把它们弄湿并往后拨 And your hair'd look sexier if you'd wet it and slick it back.
我是个美发师，我知道我在说些什么，我每周美容30次 I'm a hairdresser ,I know what I'm talking about. I do 30 makeovers a week.
如果不带胸罩，上身也会好看得多 And that top would look so much better if you weren't wearing a bra.
- 想让我试试吗？ - 啥？
我会关门的 I'll shut the door.
- 来吧，让我试试吧。 - OK - Come on, let me try it on. - OK.
不错嘛。想试试我的那件吗？ That's nice. Wanna try mine?
来嘛，我自己设计的，在你身上它会显得很可爱 Come on ,I designed it myself.It'll look so cute on you.
你已经想象到那张完美的画面了吧 You've got the perfect figure for it.
来嘛，别害羞。穿上它然后说再见，公主 Come on, don't be shy.Just put it on and say goodbye, princess.
抱歉。我知道你穿上会很好看的。我拒绝你说不 Sorry. I know it would look good on you. I'm not gonna take no for an answer.
来吧，perry会喜欢的 Come on. Perry'll love it.
看起来挺好的，不是吗？ Looks good, doesn't it?
我看看 Let's see.
啊这一刻我知道为什么男人们这么喜欢女人了 It's at moments like this I can see why guys like women so much.
然后这大傻牛，它一直都在树下灌木群附近耕作 And this damn bull, it kept working around in the undergrowth.
- 救命！！ - 噢，天啊！！
妈的，我不做不到..Speed，你特么在哪？ Oh, damn it! I can't...Speed, where the hell are you?
嘿，ruby！有人要死了！ Hey, Rube! Someone's gonna die!
你还好吧？ You all right?
看见了吗？那些孩子差点会被杀掉的！ See that?Those kids could have been killed!
人们把他们的命交了给你，你就得对他们负责任 People put their lives in your hands. You've got a responsibility to them.
- 操你! - 操你.
什么鬼都只懂说操你，什么鬼都只想着他妈的钱 Everything is "Fuck you". Everything boils down to fuckin' money.
- 钱，你想要钱？来来来这，拿着 - 钱！我就喜欢啊！ - Money. You want money? Here, take it. - Money! That's what I like.
退后 Stand back.
你拿着这什么？钞子？有枪吗？ What you got there, Buck? Got a gun?
拿下他们，Perry.你们得派出一整队法国军团才能搞定我的Perry Go get 'em, Perry. Take the whole French foreign legion to take my Perry.
我得告诉你，我们做第一次时他让我爽得都快窜上天花板了 I gotta tell you something. he got me so hot the first time. I thought I'd go through the ceiling.
甚至比我的那个来自比兹堡的第二任丈夫还好 Even better than my second husband, and he was from Pittsburgh.
加油，孩子 Come on, boy!
天呐 Holy shit.
坚持住 Hang on.
Argh!
操妈狂魔 Mother Fucker!
混蛋 Jerk!
蠢货 Scumbag!
吸屌男 Cocksucker!
谢谢 Thanks.
No!
退后！退后！ Get back! Get back!
退后！ Stand back!
放松，慢慢来 Easy, man. Take it easy.
- 走开 - 对，离他远点 - Get off him! - Yeah, let him alone.
我要...我..我.. I'm gonna...
带上你他妈的狗和女孩们滚出去 Get your fucking dog andyour fucking girls and get outta here
现在 Now!
(sirens)
想来些吗？ Want some?
那女士藏着个秘密 The lady's got a secret.
不是吗？ Don't you?
我没藏着什么秘密 I ain't got no secret.
我一无所有，除了一辆自行车 I ain't got nothin', except a bike,
一卡车，一个在弗罗里达的克里尔沃特的邮箱 a truck, and a post-office box in Clearwater, Florida.
- 那么，你的起居室是什么颜色的 - 白的 - So, what colour's your living room? - White.
- 不过那不是我的房子，那是我父母的 - 你的卧室呢，也是白的么？ - But it's not my house. It's my parents'. - Is your bedroom white, too?
米黄色印花的 It's beige and floral print.
我那地方是木嵌板的。我从未住在其他质材的房子 My place is wood panel. I never lived in anything else but.
除了当我在住在维加斯时，我嫁给这名空军 Except when I lived in Vegas. I was married to this guy in the Air Force.
军队给我们在这地方供房。它很不错，是一间带阳台的组合式预制房 And they put us up in this place. It was great. A prefab with a balcony.
- 你想跳舞吗？ - 不想 - You wanna dance? - No.
来嘛，我们都到这了，来找点乐子吧 Come on, we're here. Let's have fun.
这是我最喜欢的歌，你现在得和我一起跳舞 This is my favourite song. And you're gonna dance with me now.
(# "Trance" by Loria Jonzun)
去他哪 Go to him.
让他带你骑上他的车 Ask him to take you for a ride on his bike.
除了引擎的声响外什么都没有 Nothing but the sound of the engine
还有在天上的云 and the clouds in the sky.
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
我早上就坐巴士离开这里 I'm takin' a bus outta here in the morning.
我也不知道我将要去哪里 I don't know where I'm goin',
但我已经等不及要去那里了 but I can't wait to get there.
- Hello？ - Deliah?是我，April
- April, 宝贝? - 我母亲或其他什么人打过电话给我吗?
- 为啥这么问？没人打来啊 - 好的，如果他们打来了，
你可以告诉他们我正在回家的路上吗？ could you tell them I'm on my way home?
- 当然 - 谢谢
Bye.
(door handle rattles)
- 哎，请原谅，我们下午再回来 - 没事，没事，你可以呆在这里 - Ay, perdone, regresamos mas tarde. - No, no, no, no. It's OK. You can stay.
- 你从哪里来？ - 波多黎各.
那是你的姐妹吗？ Is that your sister?
- 不，不是 - 表亲?
- (giggles) 不，就是女性朋友而已. - 女性朋友.
你可以问问你的朋友为什么她没穿内衣吗？ Can you ask your friend why she's not wearing any underwear?
他想知道为何你没有穿戴得当 Que quiere saber que por que no tienes pataletas puestas.
她昨晚洗了它们，到早上还没干 She washed them last night. They're not dry enough to wear this morning.
她就只有一套？ She only got one pair?
看来是的 Parece que si.
你的小婊崽 (April) You son of a bitch.
我睡的那片床都还没冷呢，你就想试着再弄个人上床吗？ Bed's even barely cold, you're trying to get someone else in it?
什么嘛，这还没到点结房呢，不妨使让我的钱花得值一点 What the hell. As long as the room's paid for, I might as well get my money's worth.
他们想是一起的，我们走吧 Parece que estan juntos, vamonos.
你这个虚伪的、操纵人心的渣男，什么都只会用下体思考 You hollow, manipulative piece of shit. Everything you are is between your legs.
所以你为什么不过来然后给我个早安吻呢？ Then why don't you come over here and give me a kiss good mornin'?
- 我不知道我特么的在这里干什么 - 这叫欲望，宝贝 - I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. - It's called lust, baby.
是的，不会有错的 Yep, there's no mistaking it.
April你只是跟自己的性欲面对面碰了个正着 What's happened to April is she's come face to face with her libido.
去你的。我不必承受这些狗屎玩意 Fuck you. I don't have to take this shit.
我打赌你不认为我知道那词是什么意思 I bet you didn't think I knew what that word meant!
但我知道。性欲！无法抑制的渴求 But i do.Libido! Unchecked desire.
你以为你是谁啊？跑来我的房子.. Who the fuck do you think you are? You come to my house...
那不是你的房子甜心，它是你父母的，而且你邀请了我 It's not your house,sweetheart. It's your mommy and daddy's house. And you invited me.
我没记得我有给过你我的地址或电话号码 I don't recall giving you my address or phone number!
- 你来是因为你自己想要来 - 你爱怎么想都行 - You came cos you wanted to come. - You can believe anything you want.
你太过分了，无可救药，你简直是神经病 You're so far gone there's no hope. You're psychotic.
你知道那是什么意思吗？精神错乱 You know what that means? Fundamental mental derangement.
- 你越过社会的救赎上限了 - 总比歇斯底里要好 - You are beyond social redemption. - Better than being hysterical.
你输了先生，你完全孤独了 You lose, mister. You're all alone.
你不在乎任何人，也没人他妈的在乎你 You don't care about anybody and nobody gives a shit about you.
就是这样，宝贝，我是夜的幽灵 That's right, baby.I'm the phantom of the night.
- 肛门幽灵就有你份 - 公主殿下
- 操妈狂魔 Motherfucker. - 小甜豆 Sweet pea.
-吸屌男! Cocksucker -小可爱 **ball
- 死垃圾 Scumbag. - 宝贝 Precious.
- 猪屎 Pig shit. - 小团子 Dumpling.
- 死垃圾 - 你说过了 - Scumbag. -You already said that.
- 你混蛋 - 最好管管你的嘴 - You bastard. - Better be careful what you say.
人们可能会认为我们相互喜爱 People might think we like each other.
我只关心你怎么不去死 You can rot in hell for all I care.
为我的骚扰而抱歉，各位 I'm sorry for the disturbance, folks.
但你们得承认，那是位独特的小疯妞 But you got to admit,that's one special wacko chick.
我去给你买早餐，屎窟鬼 I'm gonna buy you breakfast, asshole.
你知道吗，我有一个祖母 You know, I have a grandmother
我很确定什么是在这个星球上最火辣的事 that I'm sure was about the hottest thing on the planet.
曾经有段时候，每个周六的夜晚 There was a time,every Saturday night,
人们盛装打扮，穿上晚礼服 and they'd dress up in tuxedos and gowns
到我们在双月汇的亭阁里彻夜欢舞 and go down to our pavilion at Two Moon Junction and dance all night.
- 双月汇？ - 是的 - Two Moon Junction? - Yeah.
那是我在这世界上最喜欢的地方 That's my favourite place in all the world.
我那超级棒的祖父，曾是个海盗 My great-great-granddaddy was a pirate, you know.
- 不可能 - 真的 - No. - Really.
他和拉斐特还有一些其他伙伴都对那些奴隶贩子很恼火 Yeah, he and Lafitte and some others got very pissed off at the slave traders
然后开始抢劫他们的船并在南美释放奴隶 and started raiding their ships and setting all the slaves free in South America.
我祖母说他们都有一个梦想，就是让美国成为自由的最后堡垒 My grandmother says they had a dream of America being the last bastion of freedom.
但他们意识到这问题太深远，他们无能为力 But then they realised the problem was too big and they could do nothing about it,
所以他们在这片土地上定居并种植棉花 so they settled on the land and raised cotton.
然后让奴隶们在大农场里劳作 And put the slaves to work on the plantation.
我祖母说他这么做是因为最后他明白 My grandmother says he did it because he finally came to understand
地球上根本没有天堂 there would never be heaven on earth.
事物总会驶向腐败和堕落，没什么将会是完美无瑕的 There's always going to be corruption. Nothing was ever going to be perfect.
你说这些的意思其实是种棉花比当英雄更好赚 What you mean to say is there was more money in cotton than in being a hero.
- 差不多吧 - 你准能当一个超出色的律师，甜心
我期待我能过上双重生活 I expect to live a double life.
或者还能是三重，如果我幸运的话 Maybe even a triple one if I get lucky.
听到这里我觉得你只是又一个麻烦的小公主 And here I thought you were just another tight-ass princess.
你看起来像位公主，说起话来也像 You look like a princess.You talk like a princess.
当然，你还有一个紧致的屁股（与“麻烦”双关） And you definitely have a tight ass.
Darlin'
不要把拥有这个南方女人想成是理所当然的 Don't ever take this southern woman for granted.
不好意思，孩子。请问停在马尔科姆的位置上的是你的车吗 Excuse me, son. Is that your rig parked over there at Malcolm's place?
他们在那，孩子 There they be, son.
Jonah 和 Jonah Junior.
他们老得都让人搞不清楚谁是谁儿子了 They're so old they can't remember who's pappy and who's son.
他们古怪又迷信 They're weird and full of superstition.
认为在他们的土地里埋动物尸体会导致奶牛们产血奶 Burying a dead animal on their land could cause the cows to give bloody milk,
或带来一大群蝗虫 or bring on a swarm o' locusts.
Jonah, Jonah Junior,
我跟那男孩说如果他把他的动物挖起来 I told this boy if he'd dig up his animal,
我也许能够说服你不诉讼他 I might be able to persuade you to drop the charges against him.
你瞧，那时已经天黑了，他想给他的动物找个好地方安息 You see, it was dark and he wanted a nice place to put his animal to rest.
他不知道他那是在擅自闯入，而且他也感到抱歉 He didn't know he was trespassing and he's sorry.
帮你自己个忙吧，孩子 Do yourself a favour, son.
我爱我的狗 I loved my dog.
(humming)
他们正唱的那歌对我来说是老相识了，是某种祈祷诗 The song they're singing goes way back. It's a kind of prayer.
那么，你之前说你是从哪来的，孩子？ So, where'd you say you were hailed from, son?
东边 The east.
靠近马萨诸塞州的剑桥吗？ Anywhere near Cambridge, Massachusetts?
不，先生 No, sir.
我孙子将往瀑布那方向去，去哈佛法学院 My grandson's going up there this fall, to Harvard Law School.
祝他幸运 I wish him luck.
我们正谈论的是32000刀一年的学费，就为了在房间里看黑板 We're talking about $32,000 a year tuition, room and board.
但那不会花我一分钱，不，先生，因为，感谢上帝 But it ain't gonna cost me a penny, no, sirree, because, thank the Lord,
我们这片地区有人认可和支持卓越的成就 we got people round here who recognise and support outstanding achievement.
你知道小理查吧？ You know who Little Richard is, don't ya?
当然
我记得他过去常驾着他那卡迪拉克来这边掀风唤浪 I remember he used to ride around here in his Cadillac always raisin' billy hell.
太糟了，法官不得不把他踹出这乡镇 Got so bad, the judge had to throw his black ass out of the county
并告诉他永远别回来 and told him never to come back.
我想说的是，在这国家里，没多少风光是能持续下去的 What I'm trying to say, son, is that not much goes on in this county
我可不知道 that I don't know about.
Savvy?
你去美甲了吗？ Did you get your manicure?
简直完美 It's perfect.
你看起来美极了 You look absolutely beautiful.
你这身衣裳配置得很出色 非常感谢 You have done a wonderful job on the dresses. Thank you so much.
它们看起来很棒 They look great.
《爱丽丝梦游仙境》一直是我最喜欢的故事 You know, Alice in Wonderland has always been my favourite story.
我一直梦想着有一场童话般的婚礼，而我现在得到了。 I always dreamed of having a storybook wedding, and now I am.
鞋子和帽子们 Shoes and hats.
都很完美 It's perfect.
哇呜，很令人兴奋嘛，不是吗？ Wow. Pretty exciting, isn't it?
我爱这些装束，它们让我们看起来都很棒 I just love these dresses. They make us all look so good.
这样你胸部看起来更大了 Makes your tits look bigger this way.
你不介意的话，我计划也在我的婚礼上用这些服饰 If you dont mind I'm planning on using these kind of dresses for my wedding.
如果我结婚的话。我很可能会不结婚 If I ever get married,which I probably won't.
但如果我结，这类衣装会很合适 But if I do, these types of dresses would be nice.
欢迎你来借用，明天之后我就不需要它了 You're welcome to it. I won't be needing it after tomorrow.
还有，下次我结婚时，我要跑去拉斯维加斯结 Besides, next time I get married, I'm gonna run off to Las Vegas.
April，别乱说话！ April, bite your tongue!
Carolee，甜心，你可以让我们独处一阵子吗 Carolee, honey,could you give us a moment alone?
这将会是一场完美的婚礼，我等不及了 This is gonna be a wonderful weddin'. I can't wait.
甜心，时间不多了 Honey, there's so little time.
我想..从你和Chad还在上学时 And I thought... well, I thought since you and Chad are still going to school,
你并不怎么期望立刻拥有一个家庭 you're not countin' on havin' a family right away.
所以我擅自收拾了这个小小的关爱包裹给你。 So I took the liberty of putting together this little... care package for you.
我不知道，这里有很多东西。 I don't know. There's a lot of things here.
是有很多，我不知道你会用到哪些 There's so much and I don't know what you would use.
不过，你怎么认为呢？ But, what do you think?
甜心，我知道你知道 Honey, I know that you know.
你并不怎么真正意义上的跟人谈话 You never really talked.
Oh, April. 我很快乐.
抱歉，Delongpre女士，不过April，你得来看看这个，来吧
(screaming)
# You are so beautiful to me
# Can't you see?
# Everything I dreamed of
# You're everything I want, baby
嗯嗯，他是个帅气的 大块头 Mm-mm. He's one gorgeous hunk of a man.
# Can't you see?
他不就是那个在嘉年华里找到你钱包的那个男人吗？ Isn't he the one at the carnival?You know, The one that found your wallet?
直到明天，April Till tomorrow, April.
我想不起来 I don't recall.
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
- 这里发生什么了? - 我也不知道.
- 下午好, Belle. - 早上好.
Yeah!
- Hi, 祖母. - 漂亮的女孩们.
每次见面都能发现你们变更漂亮了 You're getting more beautiful every time I see you.
她们正长成可爱的女士们呢，不是吗？ Aren't they turning into lovely young ladies?
是的，绝对是 Yes, they certainly are.
有什么好方法能让未来的ChadDouglasFairchild夫人 Is that any way for the future Mrs Chad Douglas Fairchild
在婚礼前一天准备好妆扮呢？ to be dressed the day before her wedding?
- 我们已经试了一整天衣服了 - 可怜的家伙 - We've been having fittings all day. - You poor thing.
- 那鬼玩意是什么？ - 那是个帐篷，Bella - What is that monstrosity? - It's a tent, Belle.
我看见了 I can see that.
你母亲在想些什么？ Whatever does your mother have in mind?
- 给自助餐准备的 - 对我而言这看起来更像是一个马戏团 - It's for the buffet. - It looks more like a circus to me.
女孩们，你们愿意把这些冷饮带去给那边那些辛勤工作的男孩们吗？
- 你看起来很美, Belle. - 谢谢，dear.
- 我呢? - 那还用说吗, Delilah.
- 是他，我跟你说过是他 - 是他，是他
他说过我们是他那个月见过最可爱的女孩
他真的太棒了 He's really gorgeous.
你知道吧，我曾经记得住村镇里每一个日工的教名 You know,It used to be that I knew the Christian name of every day worker in the county.
而现在你只需要打开黄页按个号码就能跟狐朋狗友们约去鬼混 Nowadays you just open the Yellow Pages and dial the number and take your chances with the riffraff.
Deliah和我正考虑在皮夹包里带只手枪 Delilah and I are contemplating carrying pistols in our pocketbooks.
可不是吗 Ain't that the truth?
那帐篷不仅是个眼中钉，还是个潜在的危险，年轻人 Not only is that tent an eyesore, it's a potential hazard. Young man!
年轻人，你能做点什么来处理好这些崩索吗？ Young man, can't you do something about those guy lines?
一定有人会被绊倒然后摔断脖子 Somebody's bound to trip on that and break their neck.
我想这能解决你的问题的，老夫人 I think this will solve your problem, ma'am.
顺带一说，你穿着一件很美的外套 By the way,that's a beautiful outfit you're wearing.
这是最好的茧绸， The finest of silk pongee,
这设计是当年法国皇家小姐们用在Di公主的嫁衣上的，此后我再没见过 the likes of which I haven't seen since Mademoiselle ran that layout on Princess Di's trousseau.
- 你这是在碰你的好运气，不是吗？ - 我只是在试着赚钱谋生 - You're pushing your luck, aren't you? - I'm just tryin' to earn a livin'.
最低报偿，3.35美元一小时 Minimum wage. $3.35 an hour.
不算多，但我也能凑合 It's not much, but I can make it work.
- 你知道的，这里有一条线 - 当然，这正是支撑着这帐篷的东西 - You know, there's a line... - Of course. That's what holds up the tent.
我说的不是这个线 That's not the line I'm referring to.
我说得是划分好和坏、 The line I'm talking about is the line between good manners and bad manners,
秩序与混沌的界线。越过那条线的话... order and chaos. Cross that line...
如果你是在说洲界线的话，我的公主，我已经见过了 If you're talkin' about the state line, princess, I've already seen it.
这些餐具是为四月36日准备的，它们来自乔治王的朝廷 They're place settings for 36, April, taken from the court of King George
由家族里最年长的女儿代代相传 and handed down from eldest daughter to eldest daughter, every other generation,
源于我们的祖先决定令自己合法化.. from the time our forefathers decided to legitimise themselves,
并参与文明社会的时代 and join the civilised society.
从那以来，Delongpre家族出过三个统治者，两个美国议员 Since that time, the Delongpre family can claim three governors, two US senators,
三个选任的众议员 three electives of the House of Representatives,
一个至高法院的法官 a Supreme Court justice,
和一个驻智利的大使 and an ambassador to Chile.
在我们的宴桌上，我们曾有过像巴顿将军这样的客人 And at our table we've had the likes of General Patton,
还有总统伍德罗·威尔逊和总统吉米·卡特 President Woodrow Wilson,Jimmy Carter,
总统林登·约翰逊， 演员塔卢拉赫·班克黑德和杜鲁门·卡波特
也宴请过电影明星格蕾丝·凯丽，在她嫁给她的王子之前 and that film star, Grace Kelly,before she married her prince.
和康复之后贝蒂·福特 And Betty Ford, after her rehabilitation.
在竞选时刻，我们的扬基兄弟们为何老是要讨好我们呢？ Come election time, where do our Yankee brothers come a courtin' but here?
因为无论南方人去了哪，总统就在哪儿诞生 For where the south goes,so goes the presidency.
为什么呢？ And why is that?
因为我们南方这儿能照料好自己 Cos we here in the south take care of our own.
一如既往 Always have, always will.
Perry?
Perry.
perry出来，我没有多少时间 Perry, come out. I don't have much time.
我跟我自己说，如果她穿着高跟鞋来这 I said to myself "If she comes here wearing high-heeled shoes,
那就表示她来这是因为想见我 then she's come cos she wanted to come."
这里差不多5000美元，请拿好滚粗 There's almost $5,000 here.Please take it and go away.
今天我看见你的未婚夫了，我爱他唱的那首歌 I saw your fiance today.I love that song he was singing.
他在那显示出了他的好品味 He showed good taste there.
我打赌他的朋友们今晚会跟他来个单身派对 I bet his friends are giving him a stag party tonight.
如果你不要这些钱，就拿去捐慈善吧 If you don't want the money,give it to charity.
留着你的钱 Keep your money.
你怎么会什么内衣裤都没穿呢，亲爱的April？ How come you aren't wearing any panties, April, darling?
这是哪门子的方式来见某个你不想见到的人？ What kind of a way is that to come see somebody you don't wanna see?
我知道了，别告诉我是因为.. I know. Don't tell me.
你睡觉之前洗过它们，可它们现在还没干 You washed them out before you went to bed and they're not dry yet.
你还真真是个小婊崽 You're a real son of a bitch.
一开始你使我兴奋 At first you excited me.
而现在你又抗拒我。你还真是一点秘密都没藏 Now you repulse me.You've got no mystery.
- 你什么事都.. - ..用我下体思考 - Everything you are... - Is between my legs.
这太疯狂了 It's crazy.
我逃开了一百万米，你说我是爱上谁了呢？ I've run a million miles and who should I fall in love with?
答案是我所要逃离的那个女孩 The very girl I was running away from.
你撒谎 You're lying.
你在所有事上都撒谎 You lie about everything.
是吗？ Am I?
来这 Come here.
我要展示些东西给你 I wanna show you something.
来庆祝两个伟大的南方家族的融合 To the merging of two great southern families.
祝你幸运，Chad。愿上帝保佑你 Good luck to you, Chad.May God bless you.
- 听！ 听！ - 我要为此干杯 - Hear! Hear! - I'll drink to that.
(barks)
他名叫MAX His name's Max.
我本打算喊他汤姆二号，但我觉得他需要一个自己的身份 I was gonna call him Tom II, but I figured he needed his own identity.
他很帅气 He's beautiful.
我打算过给你一只作为婚礼礼物的 I was thinking about to give you one for your wedding,
但后来我想到这对你来说有点难以向他人解释 but then I figured it would be kinda hard for you to explain.
当我还小时，我和表亲们常常来这里 My cousins and I used to come here all the time when we were kids.
这是我们的地方 It was our place.
我们什么事情都一起做 We did everything together.
在夏夜我们常常四处偷溜并偷看我们父母做爱 In the summer time we used to sneak around at night and watch our parents making love.
然后我们来到这里，褪去衣物并相互抚遍全身 Then we'd come in here, strip down and touch each other all over.
在一个晚上的一场派对后 One night, after a party,
他们俩都酊酩大醉 they both got crazy drunk,
开着他爸爸的敞篷式林肯车撞进了一个电话亭 took their father's Lincoln Continental and crashed it into a telephone pole.
Timothy，那个驾车的，活着 Timothy, the one who was driving, lived.
但是Charles死了 But Charles died.
两月之后，timmy在绝望中用枪爆了自己的头 Two months later, Timmy put a gun to his head and shot himself out of despair.
你让我想起他们 You remind me of them.
我和我表亲们以往常玩这游戏 We used to play this game,my cousins and I.
他们蒙着我的眼睛 They'd blindfold me,
然后我尝试去猜那人是谁 and I'd try to guess which one of them I was with.
我不是你的表亲 I'm not your cousins.
什么表亲？ What cousins?
你想要什么？ What do you want?
你的婚礼什么时候开始？ What time's your wedding?
中午 Noon.
啊 Yeah.
好吧 Well...
我会在附近等到那时 I'll wait around till then.
看看发生了些什么 See what happens.
(bells chime)
各位，他们到了！过来吧，他们到了，准备好！ Everybody, they're here! Come on, they're here! Come on, they're here.
- OK. - (organ music starts)
来吧，大伙计，看来她不会过来了 Come on, big fella.Looks like she's not coming.
来，孩子，我们要上场了 (father) Come on, kiddo. We're on.
亲爱的，有些什么事不对劲吗？ (father) Darlin', is something wrong?
- 什么事？ - 给我一分钟 - What's the matter? - I need a minute.
- 甜心，一切都还好吗 - 还好..不，不好 - Sugar, are you all right? - Yes. No.
贝拉，我想你应该过去看看发生了些什么 Belle, I think you should go back and see what's happening.
我的好上帝 Good God.
亲爱的，你看起来很漂亮，我们为你自豪 Darling, you look so beautiful.We're so proud of you.
贝拉，我不知道我能不能做到 Belle, I don't know if I can do this.
但我们爱你，我们想要的仅仅是你能得到最好的 But we love you,and we only want what's best for you.
- 发生了什么 - 你可能要出些麻烦了 - What's goin' on? - You may be about to get some character.
- 她害怕了吗？ - 不，只是一点点小障碍，我会搞定的 - She's got cold feet? - No. Just a little holdup. I'll handle it.
你们能请再多等会吗？新娘的裙子上起了皱褶 If y'all just hold on a minute, the bride's got a wrinkle in her dress.
你们也该知道这事多麻烦吧。好了，大家都别走开 You know how these things are. Now, don't anybody go away.
我不会放任你将自己的人生投于激情的幻想中的 I won't let you throw your life away on a passing fancy.
激情会消退的，相信我，我知道这点 Passion fades. Believe me, I know.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
我曾害怕这会发生 I was afraid this would happen.
他将再也不会干涉进你的生活了 He will never interfere with your life again.
贝拉，你做什么了？ Belle, what did you do?
Belle?
他向我要钱，我就给他了 He asked me for money.I gave it to him.
那不是真的 That's not true.
他不会拿那笔钱的 He would never take money.
- 每个人都有他的价码 - 他不是你口中的那些每个人 - Everyone has his price. - Not him.
April，我美丽勇敢的孩子啊 April, my beautiful, courageous child,
我什么时候对你撒过谎？ have I ever lied to you?
现在啊... Now...
抱歉，我不是有意让你不舒服的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to inconvenience you.
仅仅只是我在附近，而我非常需要洗一个美好的热水澡 It's just that I was in the neighbourhood and I needed a nice, hot shower.
我确定这是块好闻的香皂 Sure is nice-smellin' soap.
(# "Man with a Gun" by Jerry Harrison)
原英语字幕: Marisa Castle de Joncaire
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